We all do it. Set our “new semester resolutions” and, just like New Year resolutions, they always get broken.
1. You say you’ll cook more, but…
…then you realize you suck at it.
2. You say you’ll work out more, but…
…you end up convincing yourself that walking to class is enough exercise for one day.
3. You say you’ll read all of the required reading, but…
…Netfilx always gets the best of you.
4. You say you’ll keep your room clean, but…
we all know how hectic the semester can be!
5. You say you’ll stay in and do homework, but…
…you tell yourself you need a GNO every week (which, in my opinion, is true!).
6. You say you’ll save money by not going downtown, but…
…somehow you find yourself at every Karaoke Tuesday.
7. You say you’ll do laundry on a weekly basis, but…
…you end up setting records for how many times you can wear the same shirt.
8. You say you’ll shower and look presentable for every class, but…
…you end up rocking the dry shampoo and norts look (no shame).
9. You say you’ll study every night the week of a test, but…
…you end up pulling that dreaded all-nighter (over and over and over again).
10. You say you’ll end the semester with all A’s, but…
…C’s get degrees!
Anyway, it’s all about the college experience, right?