1. I hate being sick.
2. I just want to go home.
3. I need my mom.
4. How am I supposed to take care of myself on my own?!
5. Am I taking the right kind of medicine?!
6. Do they even sell soup at the bookstore?!
7. I’m just going to sleep all day.
8. I’m never moving from my bed.
9. I finally have a valid excuse to stay in bed all day!
10. I should sanitize everything I own.
11. Where are my nursing friends to take care of me?
12. How long am I going to be sick for?
13. I’ll just self diagnose myself instead of walking all the way to the health center.
14. Hopefully my friends don’t catch my sickness.
15. My roommate secretly wants to throw me out of our room, but still asks if I need any more cough drops or tissues.
16. How am I expected to do homework when I’m sick?
17. Should I be going to my classes?
18. Wow, I look like a hot mess…
19. I have definitely taken at least three naps today.
20. Wait, will I be better by this weekend?!
21. Why is this medicine not kicking in yet?
22. Are people on my floor always this loud?
23. What did I do to deserve this?
Hang in there collegiettes, the warm weather is coming and the season of sickness is coming to an end soon! You can get through this!