When you look at your Degree Progress Report and realize it’s only offered as a three-hour class:
When it’s finally your turn to sign up for classes and can’t avoid your fate any longer:
When you begin to mentally prepare to sit in one place for 180 minutes:
When you get to the first class and the teacher thinks it’s okay to hold you over ON SYLLABUS WEEK:
How you feel after your first class:
When you have a quiz on the second class and you never read the syllabus:
When you get to class again and realize that they expect you to sit through three hours all class all quarter:
When your in-class essay doesn’t pan out as well as you hoped:
When the class seems to have no end in sight:
When you accidentally cram a whole week of homework into a day:
When the flu hits you and you aren’t able to stay home from class because you will literally be missing 10% of the quarter:
When your teacher assigns homework due at midnight after you already spent three hours in class that day:
When you’re two hours into the class and your butt has fallen asleep: This is the only thing you can focus on. Don’t ask me what happened in class. That was during butt – asleep time!
When St. Vinnie was pulling for you up in heaven and class got let out early one time in ten weeks:
When your three hour class is on Tuesday and have all of Thirsty Thursday for your own whims: