This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at CU Boulder chapter.
Thoughts so ridiculous, you can’t help but laugh…
“Please take that off! You look like a homeless pencil!”
“Are you cooking a frittata in a sauce pan? What is this- prison?”
“Can we just take a moment to celebrate me?”
“Damn it! I can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere.”
“I had figure skating lessons since I was thirteen, and then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy.”
“Sticks and stones may break your bones, but not if you’re a fat kid with a calcium deficiency.”