In honor of the Season 5 premiere of Game of Thrones this Sunday April 12th, we’ve decided to rank the men of this HBO-fantasy in order from hot to hottest—an issue that really needed delving into this week. Make sure to tune in this weekend to decide if you agree or disagree with us!
10. Theon Greyjoy
Theon is pretty annoying, but given his current situation (i.e. Reek) we feel bad for him. So, congratulations buddy. You made it on the list!
9. Jaqen H’ghar
All men must die, but preferably not Jaqen.
8. Tyrion Lannister
He’s smart, funny, sassy, currently a fugitive. What more do you want in a guy?
7. Khal Drogo
A man of a few grunts. RIP to our sun and stars and his sleek man-braid.
6. Gendry
Even though he wasn’t in Season 4, Gendry will always be one of the hottest in the seven kingdoms. Hope you’re still out there somewhere, rowing strong.
5. Loras Tyrell
Loras fashioned blue steel before Zoolander did.
4. Jaime Lannister
He is the real life Prince Charming…if Prince Charming wasn’t in an incestual relationship with his sister.
3. Robb Stark
RIP King of the North. We miss you and your scruff.
2. Daario Naharis
Don’t tell me that Daario winking at Khaleesi before killing a man for her isn’t the hottest thing you’ve ever seen.
1. Jon Snow
He knows nothing and always looks like a sad puppy. This broody brood is forever our number one.
Which character would you fight for?