1. The Food
I’m pretty sure we’d all give up our arms and legs for a home-cooked meal at this point (especially on Make a Difference Monday…).
2. The Showers
When will we be able to take showers barefoot again? Who knew that this was gonna be a thing I missed?
3. The Confusion
Goal: Oh, of course I know where that is.
Reality: Where are the bus stops? Where is my class? Where am I? Who am I?
4. The Homework
We collectively read more in the past twenty four hours than most of us ever read in the entirety of our senior year.
5. The Time Management
Of course we can write eight-page papers in two hours! We choose to sit at 3 a.m. reading thirty page mandatory readings we forgot about. We can also get to classes ten minutes away in three minutes without being late. And get four hours of sleep and still function like regular human beings. Of course.
6. The Money
“I don’t know… five dollars is a lot of money…”
7. The Laundry
The motto: stuff all your clothes into one dryer and start praying.
8. The Enlightenment
We’ll figure it all out eventually, right? Right?