Will Scharlotte
Some of you may be wondering why a well-established senior like myself (stop laughing) is writing a profile on a freshman football player. The honest answer to that question would be that as of a few weeks ago, dear William began dating a good friend of mine, whose identity I’ll attempt to keep on the DL. So why did I have to interview him? Because when you date one of us, you date all of us. Sorry Will!
The Basics:
Name: Will Scharlotte
Year: Freshman
Major: Finance
Minor: Accounting
Activities: Bentley Football
Hometown: Concord, NH
For the ladies…
HCB: Relationship status?
WS: Taken. We have a 100 day Snap streak.
HCB: What do you look for in a girl?
WS: Presuming they’re attractive, someone who’s honest and likes to have a good time.
HCB: What your deal breaker when it comes to women?
WS: Cigarettes would probably do it.
HCB: If you hypothetically had to date a Disney princess, which one would you choose?
WS: Jasmine.
HCB: What’s your ideal date?
WS: I would say dinner in the city, then probably a Red Sox game.
HCB: Which food you would never eat on a first date?
WS: Buffalo wings.
Favorites:
Movie: Blind Side
Hashtag: #603
Vaca spot: Sanibel Island, Florida
Go to late night snack: Quincy Market from Russo’s
Deli meat: Roast beef
TV show: “How I Met Your Mother”
People, People, People
Celeb crushes female and male: Tom Brady and Jen Aniston
Inspiration: My high school principal
Most like from the Hangover: I wanna say Stew
Dinner with a passed celebrity: Marilyn Monroe
Random, Yet Important
HCB: What’s your got- middle school rap song?
WS: Day N Night – Kid Cudi.
HCB: What’s in the Will Scharlotte starter pack?
WS: Probably a backpack, Red Bull, jeans and a Corona t-shirt.
HCB: Do you think aliens are real?
WS: Yeah!
HCB: Weirdest thing you’ve ever watched on Netflix?
WS: The Human Centipede.
HCB: What’s your favorite chick flick?
WS: Mean Girls.
HCB: Beverage of choice: Will decided to omit this question, but anyone who knows him knows the answer. Starts with an R, ends with an F. Sounds pretty Russian.
HCB: What’s your spirit animal?
WS: I would probably say a tiger.
HCB: Who was your go-to character on Mario Kart?
WS: Luigi.
(Editors Note: lol!! who chooses Luigi!?)
HCB: Bucket list for this summer?
WS: Either bike across the country or bike through Europe.
HCB: If you were to post a selfie right now what would be your caption?
WS: I wouldn’t because men who post selfies are more likely to be psychopaths.
HCB: If you could go adopt any pet right now, what would you get and what would you name it?
WS: Monkey and I would name it Bananas.
And finally…
What’s your best feature: Smile
3 Thing you can’t live without: My dog, coffee, and sports
If business doesn’t work out what would you do: Probably culinary school