This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Bentley chapter.
Her selfies would feature the famous Bentley library sunset in the background
Her salads at LaCava would always come in the round containers, never the square ones
She would place out of taking any Expos because her Instagram captions would count for credit
She would never have to climb the Smith stairs under any circumstance…EVER
Her resume would be printed on gold leaf paper
Seasons would not be in her vocabulary. It would just be a word used to describe the changing of the time of year and weather
The Fenway skybox would be her closet
She would get to register for classes first because 8 AM classes would certainly not be tolerated
Her nude business heels would be Louis Vuitton
She would never have to take a GB because we all know she has a big asset account
She would design the Bentley logo and apparel
A DASH would open on Moody Street
Kayne would perform for Spring Day… and maybe she’d even get him to be our next University president
Her LinkedIn profile picture would be flawless
The Slade basement would be her personal SoulCycle studio
The CIS Sandbox would develop her video game app
She would get everyone to attend athletic events
Falcone West would be renamed to Falcone Northwest after her daughter