Meet Jeff Coby: The Bold Beautiful Basketball Baller
The Pre-Game Run Down:
Name: Jeff Coby
Majors: Sociology & Art History
Describe yourself in less then ten words: A giant mass of fun and good vibes
Campus activities: Basketball
Best physical feature: My smile
Favorite selfie pose: Putting my hand up and with all of the girls underneath my wingspan – Coby loves the girls.
Sideline Shenanigans:
Favorite study spot: Butler, but prominently for snap stories
Favorite on campus hangout spot? Steps or stacks
Favorite memory from your time at Columbia so far: Freshman year Basketball Mania
Most embarrassing moment during your time at Columbia: Probably ripping my pants in the Carman longue
Play-By-Play Run Down:
What position do you play? Power forward
How is basketball related to your life? I constantly score.
Favorite basketball sexual innuendo? We got game, and we are great with our hands.
Which is higher…the average amount of points you score in a game or the length of your Snapchat story? I would definitely have to go with Snapchat story.
Locker-Room Talk
Current relationship status: It’s complicated.
What do you look for in a partner? Compatibility & chemistry
Three ways a person can win over your heart? Yeezy, basketball and video games
Pick up line that has worked for you or on you? Netflix & chill?
Biggest turn off for you? Dirty feet or bad breath.
Favorite hair color? They’re all beautiful. But if I had to pick, it’s definitely between redhead or blonde.
The Post Game Presser:
Favorite meal at Tom’s? Mozzarella Sticks or Buffalo Wings
Mels, The Heights, Cannons, or 1020? They all look the same past midnight.
What is the worst thing you have witnessed in Cannons? Oh man, it’s not socially acceptable to answer this question truthfully.
Anything else you would like your fans to know? I love them all.