You start out college like
You prepare for your first night out…
Where you took your first shot!
And you wake up the next morning just in time for class
Then you get asked out to dinner by the cute upperclassmen from the frat party
But then you find out you’re not the only one he’s been dating
So you decide to focus more on school but your friends keep trying to get you to go out
But instead you end up watching netflix everyday and have to cut off your subscription just so you can pass your classes.
And eventually all the studying gets old
So you go to a football game
And your friends are totally supportive of every decision you made at the game
But then you go home for Thanksgiving break and your mom tries to be cool
so you kindly inform her she’s not
And the high school seniors have you like
So you get back to campus and study for finals
Where you some how pass biology
Then you realize first semester is really over
But don’t worry you still have 3 1/2 years left