Name: Fernando Turpin
Age: 23
Relationship Status: Single
Major: English, minor in economics
Hometown: Huntsville, AL
Post-graduate plans: (ideally/delusionally) Get an MFA in Poetry and attend Vanderbilt Law School
Describe Auburn Women of today: Refined like a nice Malbec.
Describe your perfect date: I’m more of a prune guy.
If you were a food, what would you be? See previous answer.
What has been your most memorable Auburn experience thus far? Watching a girl throw up at Little Italy and proceed to slip and fall in it.
Celebrity Crush(es): Lady Edith in Downton Abbey and Jared Leto
Where can we find you on a typical Friday night? Drinking PBR at The Hound, despite all the really nice alcohol options they offer.
Fun Fact: I have conversations in my sleep.
Favorite place? Iceland
Favorite Book: The Heart is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers
Cats or Dogs? Partial to dogs. Enjoy cats from a reasonable distance.
Boxers or Briefs? Briefs provide security.