Being a student at the University of Arizona, Uber has become a big part of my life. It has practically become the most reoccurring item on my bank statement at the end of every month. We all know you can’t survive living here without having Uber downloaded on your phone, and by this point I’ve probably taken hundreds. If you’re calling an Uber for a night out with your friends, they typically tend to go the same way every time whether you realize it or not; below I will uncover the 15 most common phrases used by drunk girls in an Uber:
1. “Are you here for Stephanie? No? Are you Sure?”
2. “Okay this one is it, this one is for us”
3. “Shh guys pretend I’m not here, I’m gonna sneak in the car because we are only allowed 4 people, the uber driver totally won’t see me”
4. “Can you take us to Greek row? You know the one with the big houses?”
5. “Do you have an aux cord?”
6. “You don’t have an aux cord? Well then do you have some good rap or party music?”
7. “Do you have an iPhone charger? My battery is so low”
8. “Karen why haven’t you split the Uber with me?!”
9. “Sir, can you turn the music up please?”
10. *Simultaneously takes snap chat stories of everyone in the cab screaming and singing*
11. “Who wants to go to taco bell later?”
12. “Karen split this uber with me before the trip ends!!!”
13. “Do you think this party will be fun?”
14. “I shouldn’t have taken that last shot at the pregame”
15. “Actually you know what, I should’ve taken one more”