1. You see more bunnies on your way to class than people. And proceed to shamelessly say hi to them.
2. KOSO Fresh coming automatically makes your week better. And your wallet thinner.
3. You know more about Bianca at the Melt Shop than you do about what’s going to be on your final. (Study up!)
4. Your inbox is flooded with emails from Linda Gundrum.
5. You’re too lazy to call a club, organization, or even a building by its full name. (Who has time to say Center for Recreation and Sports or Performing Arts Center??)
6. The daycare kids taking their group walks distract you.
7. You rely on the music from the science building to play to know what time it is. (12pm and 4pm!)
8. You go to campus events solely because there will be free food.
9. You still don’t know your way around the science building. And you’re graduating.
10. It takes longer to find parking than actually getting to campus.
11. You count ahead to see if Josh will make your wrap. And let the person behind you cut if he isn’t.
12. You either have 0 or 95 meal swipes left at the end of the semester.
13. One of your friends is a nursing major who “diagnosis” you. And they’re usually right. (“I think it might be stress”)
14. No matter which way you move, Disco Man is always watching…