You’ve got to hand it to Suri Cruise: collecting a $2 million wardrobe by the age of five is pretty impressive. She was nominated in Glamour‘s annual poll as the world’s 21st best-dressed woman and according to celebrity mom Katie Cruise, Suri is born fashionista. She told Marie Claire UK that Suri’s “been choosing her own outfits since she was two. We go to fabric stores and sew together. Suri is my style critic. I know I look good when Suri asks if she can have my outfit when she’s older.”
So, why am I telling you all of this? Because this pint-sized fashionista is the voice of inspiration behind the new Tumblr blog you should be following! It’s called, Suri’s Burn Book.
Suri’s Burn Book is a satirical celebrity style blog that combines Mean Girls and real life celebrities and their kids in a Tumblr. The anonymous blogger posts paparazzi photos of well-known celeb kids (Shiloh, anyone?) alongside scathing, yet hilarious commentary.
And no one in Hollywood is safe. From Violet Affleck to the Brangelina set, here are some of our favorite posts:
“I am starting to get worried that Honor Warren may be my dark horse competition. She’s beautiful, fashionable, and, apparently, completely fearless. Here she is preparing to pet a boa constrictor! The closest I’ve ever come to a reptile was that one time I hung out with the Tori Spelling family.”
“What a mess. Ripped tights, wild hair, loafers—Marcia Cross’s twins were clearly having a rough morning before ballet class. I’m afraid of twins to begin with, so this picture is very unsettling. What’s more unsettling, however, is that apparently everyone in the celebrity community attends extracurricular activities at this shopping center—the Afflecks, the Klum-Seals, etc.—except me. I mean, I wouldn’t go if they invited me to be in their dance company, but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t at least extend the invitation.”
“Distressed boyfriend jeans, sweatpants, and (vomit) Ugg boots. If you didn’t recognize these people [as Denise Richards and her kids], you would think they were homeless. I mean, they’re flying commercial, so I guess they’re pretty close to homeless.”
We think this Tumblr is hilarious! What do you think, collegiettes™?