After her very brief, very public marriage ended after only 72 days, celebrity bloggers around the globe began listing things that have lasted longer than Kim and Kris’s married life. Here are the funniest, most outrageous and only slightly suprising “Things That Lasted Longer Than Kim Kardashian’s Marriage:”
Top 10 Things that Actually Lasted Longer than Kim K.’s Marriage
10)The number of days Titanic was the #1 movie in America (buzzfeed.com)
9) The average life span of dragonflies, sea monkeys and brime shrimp (buzzfeed.com)
8) A season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians (Chase Landon)
7) The number of days a McDonald’s hamburger can sit out before it decomposes (The Daily Beast)
6) Martha Stewart’s jail sentence (The Daily Beast)
5) Forrest Gump’s cross-country run (The Daily Beast)
4) The time Crazy, Stupid Love spent in theaters this summer (Hollywood Life)
3) Sarah Palin’s Alaska TV Show (The Sop)
2) The time it took to cancel The Playboy Club (The Examiner)
1) Kim Kardashian’s engagement to Kris Humphries (Hot 107.9)
Top 10 Funniest Tweets tagged #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage
10) The pause after Dora the Explorer asks the audience a question (Laura Hernandez)
9) A subway foot-long…and that only costs $5 (Brittney Heinley)
8) The E! News Special on Kim Kardashian’s wedding (Syarra)
7) Michelle’s part in any Destiny Child’s song (Khadija Reverse)
5) Distance between the A and Z keys on a standard keyboard (Saymon SEP)
4) The number of characters you can use in a tweet (Erica Neizvestny)
3) Dumbledore’s beard (Hogwarts Radio)
2) Rebecca Black’s career (Tiffany Gomez)
1) Taylor Swift’s speech before Kayne West took the microphone (BlueSky74)