Phony tweeters have seized the Twitterverse — and we’re not complaining! In short spurts of 140 characters, these comedic geniuses have taken it upon themselves to entertain the masses from the “point of view” of celebs, sometimes even tweeting from the depths of the grave. If you’re not already following these fake Twitter accounts, get on it! You’re missing out on these original tweets that are, if I do say so myself, #hilarious.
Name: Kris Humphries (yes… it is spelled exactly like Kim’s mom)
Account: @Kris_Humphries
Who He is: He’s the prop in the whole Kim K. wedding fiasco. Was he in on the publicity stunt? Who knows? One thing is for sure though, if you want a good laugh about the whole thing, follow this guy.
What He’s Tweeting: “So weird not to be with Kim anymore after spending the best .0008% married to her :( “
Name: BP Public Relations
Account: @BPGlobalPR
Who They Are: It’s a parody concerning BP public relations and the oil spill, perfect for the cynical environmentalist, or anyone else that has some beef with BP. The account collects donations for the gulf coast relief fund, too.
What They’re Tweeting: “Today is the one year anniversary of something happening off the Gulf of Mexico. Looking into it. #bpcares.”
Name: Oprah Winfrey
Account: @OprahWinfry
Who She is: Beloved talk show host, giver of extravagant gifts, and yo-yo dieter of the century.
What She’s Tweeting: “Not sure people are digging my new show. Might just make a new show called ‘Favorite Things’ and give crap out every episode. #materialism”
Name: Michael Scott
Account: @MichaelScott
Who He is: He is/was the quirky boss of Dunder Mifflin from “The Office.” His tweets, from the desk of Michael Scott, are a perfect way for “The Office” junkies to get their Michael Scott fix now that he’s left the show.
What He’s Tweeting: “Dwight is offering to convert my stained fur coat into a rug by sewing the head of a mountain lion onto it.”
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Name: God
Account: @TheTweetofGod
Who he is: He’s well… God. Don’t feel bad about missing church this week. Instead, follow this guy on Twitter and he will absolve your sins! Not really… but it’s a funny portrayal of the big guy upstairs.
What He’s Tweeting: “The second-to-last temptation of Christ? The double-chocolate fudge cake at The Last Supper. Talk about sinful!”
Name: Queen Elizabeth Windsor
Account: Queen_UK
Who She is: “One”, as Her Majesty refers to herself, tweets about the daily goings-on of the Queen of England and shares some silly tweets in old English.
What She’s Tweeting: “Last couple of days in Australia. Caught Ms. Gillard practicing a curtsey for tomorrow; the DoE thought she was attempting bikram yoga.”
Name: Michael Cera
Account: @MCeraWeakBaby
Who he is: He’s sweet, awkward and fragile- it’s hard not to love (or pity) Michael Cera. You know him as the guy in the hoodie from Superbad and Juno, or pretty much any quirky teen movie ever.
What He’s Tweeting: “I do not do my own stunts #running #jumping #talkingtogirls”
Name: Erica’s Fish
Account: @ericasfish
Who It Is: A witty fish living in a newly married woman’s apartment tweeting about their daily life together.
What She’s Tweeting: “The human bought a new coffee table and it’s ruined our living room. She thinks she can do eclectic but ECLECTIC SHE IS NOT.”
Name: Lord Voldemort
Account: @Lord_Voldemort7
Who He is: He’s the Dark Lord of the Harry Potter world who tweets nothing but sadism. Dark and amusing, he’s sure to entertain even the most conservative of Muggles.
What He’s Tweeting: “The only way this Friday could be moving slower would be if it was petrified by a Basilisk.”
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Name: AP Stylebook
Account: @FakeAPStylebook
Who It is: It’s a spoof on the Associated Press’s style tips for writing. It’s grammatically correct and quite hilarious.
What It’s Tweeting: “Do not be afraid to use exclamation points in your writing. They can sense fear. #Greatest Hits”
Name: Darth Vader
Account: @darthvader
Who He is: Luke Skywalker’s father… sorry for spoiling the movie. This one goes out to the Star Wars conventionalists.
What He’s Tweeting: “It’s #NationalKissingDay. Luke and Leia seem oddly psyched. #StarWars.”
Name: Big Ben
Account: big_ben_clock
Who He is: The world’s most famous clock tower is now “bonging” on twitter. Think it’s a stupid idea to get your time from the amount of bongs he tweets? The 135,616 people following him would disagree with you.
What He’s Tweeting: “BONG BONG BONG BONG” (at 4 o’clock!)
Name: Bill Clinton
Account: @PimpBillClinton
Who He is: The infamous president that was caught in the act. This guy portrays Clinton’s “pimp” side through some raunchy quips on the trending topics of the day.
What He’s Tweeting: “All I can tell you about what I did today is that it involved a Slip n Slide, baby oil and the Swedish bikini team.”
Name: Edgar Allan Poe
Account: @Edgar_Allan_Poe
Who He is: a cleverly deranged writer and poet tweeting from the depths of his grave. You don’t have to be a Poe connoisseur to appreciate the witty remarks from this account… but it helps.
What He’s Tweeting: “Only the mentally unstable truly appreciate poetry.”
Name: Stewie Griffin
Account: @StewieGriffin
Who He is: He’s the sarcastic baby (with the mind of a 40-year-old man) from “Family Guy”, tweeting outrageously funny quotes with a fiery passion behind those 2-year-old thumbs.
What He’s Tweeting: “Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet.”