20 Signs You & Your BFF are Annoying Everybody, as told by Michael Scott

1. She’s all over ALL of your social media accounts

2. When she introduces herself to your other friends, their response is: “We know.”

3. Her enemy is your enemy by transitive property- no questions asked

4. And when she is somewhat cordial to them (we’re talking basic manners) you are fully entitled to looking at her like this:

5. People are confused when you tell them you’re best friends because you practically bully each other in public

6. She has never made fun of you for all of your stupid questions

7. An invite to one of you is vicariously an invite for the other

8. Every Instagram picture and caption has been approved by your bestie (if she didn’t choose them herself)

9. She always knows how to cheer you up

10. You get severe social anxiety when you are in a public setting without her

11. When other people are gossiping about her your response looks something like this:

12. That is, if it doesn’t look like this:

13. She always laughs at your awful jokes

14. When people tell you something that you can’t tell anyone you look like this:

15. But when you’re inevitably going to have to share with you-know-who, you feel like this

16. Her opinion is the only one that matters

17. You have already started writing your bridesmaid speech for her wedding

18. All the while you have nightmares about the day she finds her soulmate and leaves you

19. And even though sometimes your friendship feels like this:

20. You know you will always love her

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