Every collegiette is probably in agreement that the first time you had sex, it was anything but glamourous. The event just did not play out the way you imagined it would and was certainly awkward for both parties involved. Whether you’re looking to reminisce (or looking to forget the experience altogether), read below for some realistic examples of what you definitely looked like during your first time.
1. These horny fruits
There was nothing like that torturous, tense build-up.
2. This square peg trying to fit into a round hole
Some things just won’t work no matter how bad you want them to.
3. A deer in the headlights
*Screams internally* Holy shit, I didn’t think we’d get this far. What the fuck do I do now?
4. A seductive radish
Before the act, you know you attempted to look like an absolute goddess as you waited for bae.
5. This starfish
“Lay it on me, baby!”
6. These freaky trees
Yup, definitely doesn’t look or feel natural.
7. This frightened creature
Ummmmm… IS IT SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE THIS?
8. Probably as confused as this sign
Hm. Not sure if this is right but we’re going to try it anyway.
9. This struggling foam alphabet board
It works! Kind of… But not really…
10. A hand going for some Pringles
But seriously, when are they going to reformat the Pringles can?
11. This cute-but-terrified kitten
It’s a life-changing experience, after all.
12. Some passionately awkward kangaroos
It probably was like that.
13. A surprised tea kettle
Interesting.
14. This frustrated mop
The anger of a failed first time is so real.