Hey collegiettes, get to know David Stern. This campus cutie is a die-hard Packers fan with a big Italian family. He can be found practicing his clarinet for the Marquette Pep band, istening to all kinds of music, or keeping up on politics. Here’s what he wants you ladies to know!
School: Marquette
Age: 20 years old
Year: Junior
Hometown: Shorewood, Wisconsin
Major: Biomedical Sciences
Relationship Status: Single
Extracurriculars: Tae Kwon Do, Soccer, Band
Favorite Movie: Big Daddy
Favorite Song: Theres no such thing as a Favorite song
Favorite Food: Calamari
If he could marry one celebrity, he’d chose: Hope Solo
First Thing He Notices About A Girl: Her eyes
Favorite Spot in Milwaukee: Miller Park
Hidden Talent: 16 years of soccer skill
Favorite Place to Take a Girl on a Date: Honestly, the beach
Where He Sees Himself in 10 Years: Physical Therapist hopefully with my own business. Maybe professional soccer player
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Name: Aleksey Graboviy
School: Kentucky
Hometown: Lviv, Ukraine
Graduation year: 2014
Major: Accounting because I want to get a higher-paying job after law school
Clubs: World Change Coalition, Gatton Student Research Publication
Favorite thing about UK: the campus and its’ amenities
Now for the important stuff, ladies!
Relationship status: single
Ideal date: an adventure
Best pick up line: “If you were a booger, I’d pick you first”
First thing you notice in the opposite sex: eyes and personality
Hobbies/Interests: Judo, car racing, drifting (track), chess, and piano
Biggest fear: the dark (side of the force)
Favorite color: Blue
Fun fact: I speak four languages
Life motto: “Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Watch your
words, for they become actions. Watch your actions, for they become
habits. Watch your habits, for they become your character. Watch your
character for it becomes your destiny.”
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Name: Brian Frenzel
School: Marquette
Year: Junior
Hometown: Cincinnati, Ohio
What is your Dream Job?
Either a fantasy sports writer or a theoretical physicist.
What is the first thing you notice about a girl?
Her eyes
What is your favorite pick-up line?
I’ve never really used a pick-up line because I’m outgoing enough that I can just introduce myself, but a while ago I found this one: “Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend” and I’d like to try it out sometime.
Extracurriculars:
I work 20 or so hours per weeks doing quality testing at a steel company. I’m also on an intramural volleyball team. Last year I was an assistant JV coach for Marquette University High School and that was a blast!
Favorite Movie:
Space Jam, by a lot.
Guilty Music Pleasure:
It isn’t infrequenty that I’m jamming out to some Call Me Maybe.
If he could marry one celebrity, he’d chose:
Alex Morgan, US soccer player.
Favorite Color:
Blue
Coke or Pepsi?
Actually I don’t drink either. When I was 3 I asked for some Pepsi and my mom gave me some that was extremely watered down and tasted horrible, so I’ve stayed away from pop.
Favorite Sport:
Basketball is definitely my favorite sport to play (being 6’8” how could it not?), but I really enjoy watching football more.
Favorite place to take a girl on a date in Milwaukee?
Mason Street Grill. Extremely classy, dressy place and I enjoy getting dressed up for a date.
Favorite Late-Night Snack:
Cookies and Milk
What is your favorite 90’s television program?
I always wanted to be on Guts when that was on Nick, however, we had the GAS (Games and Sports for kids) channel when I was in high school and I got pretty into Legends of the Hidden Temple. I even have a blue barracudas shirt.
Dream vacation destination?
There’s a waterpark in the Bahamas called Atlantis. I’ve been there before, but it was the most beautiful, thilling place I’ve ever been and I’d love to go back.
If you could be on one professional athletic team, who would you choose?
I’d play for the Cleveland Cavilers because I’m from Ohio and they’ve never been good, so I’d really like to help them win a championship.
If you could trade lives with anyone for one day, who would you chose?
I’d trade lives with Buzz Williams on a game day just to hear the roar of the crowd as my team took the court.
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Name: J.B. Hampton
School: Auburn
Major: Business Management
Year: Freshman
Age: 19
Hometown: Montgomery, AL
Relationship Status: Single
Campus Involvement: AU Water Ski Team
Describe your perfect girl: Easy to talk to, attractive would be a plus, funny, smart, athletic, and adventurous.
What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for a girl?
I asked Claire to prom in a pretty sweet way. I took her for a walk in the park and had three dozen sweetheart roses and gave her a box of sweet tarts and asked her to “be a sweet heart and go to prom with me.”
Plans for the future?
Make money and have a wife and kids. Be able to give my kids the kind of life I’ve had.
What do you like about being on the ski team?
The relationships I’ve made with the other people on the team.
What’s the first thing you notice about a girl?
Hair and eyes and smile.
Favorite Movie?
Walking Tall, no one’s ever heard of it, but it’s worth watching.
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Name: Ryan Wahle
School: U Maine
Hometown: Round Pond, ME
Relationship Status: Single
Sign: Pisces
Major/year in school: New Media/ Freshman
Favorite thing about UMaine: Seeing new faces every day.
Favorite place to eat in Orono/on campus: OHOP
Hobbies: Traveling, Skiing, Drawing, scuba diving
Favorite place you have traveled to: Honduras and Mallorca in the Mediterranean Sea.
Favorite thing to do on the Weekend: Lay low and play slow after causing a ruckus.
Boxers or briefs: Boxers
Boobs or Butt: Butt
Blonde or Brunette: No preference
Confession: I have a shy side to me.
Dream Job: Traveling to do what I love.
Fun Fact: I’m quite the bro when it comes to lacrosse.
What’s the first thing you notice about a girl: Her eyes and smile
How do you let a girl know your into her: I compliment her often and look into her eyes trying to solve her mystery.
What do you want all the ladies to know about you: I’m easy going and it’s hard to make me not smile.
Celebrity Crush: Scarlett Johansson
Favorite song/band: What’s Golden/ Jurassic 5
Anything Else you want the girls to know? If you can’t find me in the winter then I am probably out skiing somewhere.
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Name: Jake Sigler
School: Emerson
Year of Graduation: 2016
Major: Writing, Literature, & Publishing
Hometown: Yorktown Heights, NY
Status: Single
Sign: Virgo
Turn-ons: Determined, has a good sense of humor, and doesn’t take herself too seriously
Turn-offs: Conceitedness and selfishness
If you had to choose just five songs to listen to for the rest of your life, which songs would you pick?
1. “Semi-Charmed Life” by Third Eye Blind
2. “Sunday Morning” by Maroon 5
3. “Love Song” by 311
4. “Superman” by Five for Fighting
5. “Lose Yourself” by Eminem
Celebrity crush?
“Emma Stone. She’s pretty perfect.”
Perfect first date?
“So long as it’s with Emma Stone, it would be perfect.”
Best pick-up line?
“I don’t use pick up lines, but if I did it would be, ‘I’d use a line on you…but I’m too intimidated by your beauty.’”
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
“Aruba. Blue water, clear skies, no worries.”
First thing you notice about a girl:
“Her eyes.”
Three fun facts:
1. I have a tattoo of a quotation mark on my left shoulder.
2. I’ve been playing soccer since I was two.
3. I’m a poet.
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Name: Avi Sachs
School: William & Mary
Year: 2016
Major: Either Chemistry or Biology
Hometown: Annandale, Virginia
Music Style: A lot of things, a huge fan of hip hop. Which is ironic since I’m a white guy from the burbs. Alternative rock. Electronic and classical too, but mostly the first two.
Favorite Movies: A lot of cerebral movies and heist movies: Snatch and Black Swan are two good examples.
Greatest accomplishment: I’ve gotten two summer internships at the National Cancer Institute. It’s one of the most important things I’ve done. Other than that, I’m an Eagle Scout. That’s kinda chill.
Where can you be found on a typical weekend? Hanging out in Barrett, going out with friends, hanging out on campus with a smile on my face. Hanging out at swem..rarely.
Describe your typical day at W&M: Wake up, go to my 9ams, work hard through classes (or at least attempt to), play Fifa with friends, go to swem and get work done, then go home and watch movies or tv. I also spend a lot of time in my research lab for bio.
Have any pets? Nope. My mom is terrified of animals. I used to have a lot of goldfish.
Favorite Holiday: Big fan of Passover. Passover is pretty chill. Thanksgiving too, lot’s of food and family.
Play any instruments? I do, actually. I played piano for 10 years and also trumpet. I picked up ukulele. And I also fiddle around with guitar. Ukulele and piano are my top two
Play any sports? I was a track runner in high school.
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Ideal Girl:
Hair color?: Brunette, definitely.
Tall or short: Not too tall, maybe a bit shorter than me
Nice eyes or nice smile: Eyes are a huge kicker for me. I like big, brown eyes
Girl in sweats or in a dress: Ooohh, that’s a tough question. Obviously dress but there’s a certain appeal to a girl in sweats. But I’ll go with dress, the classier side of it.
Worst thing a girl can wear? I’m really not into Goth. It’s a tough one for me to figure out. But respect to those people. Anything studded….too edgy for me.
Best thing a girl can wear? Hipster kind of girls.
What do you prefer, a girl who plays an instrument or a sport? Definitely instrument. Music speaks to the soul, it says something.
Least favorite thing about girls at W&M? They walk around in these little clusters, and it’s very intimidating.
First thing you notice about a girl? Eyes.
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Night in or night out? Night out, most def.
If you could have any super power, what would it be? It would be cool to turn into any animal. Pretty useful one I would say.
Ideal first date? I like going out an seeing things. Maybe going to the zoo or art museum, and then lunch at a cafe. Definitely not a movie, that’s such a cop out.
Random hookups or meaningful relationship? Meaningful relationship. That’s what every guy really wants…or else you’re not a real man.
Most annoying phrases girls say? It’s not really phrases, but the constant abbreviations of stuff. Things like “obvi” or “adorbs.” Adorbs is the worst.
Favorite thing about William & Mary: It’s a really beautiful, rustic campus. I’m not really down with the whole southern university, but W&M isn’t like that.
Pet names – cute or annoying?: No good.
How do you feel about PDA?: Uhh, I don’t know. People can kind of do what they want. It’s way worse in high school when it’s physically blocking your movement. If you want to express yourself and you’re in love or think you’re in love, I won’t stop you. Personally, I’d opt for a more private option.
Romantic or thriller movie when you take a girl out on a date: No doubt, thriller. I hate rom-coms, I can’t do them. I’ll tolerate a rom com if i have to, but if I’m choosing it’ll be a thriller.
Girliest movie you’ve ever watched?: The one girly movie I’ve ever watched is Mean Girls. And that was back when Lindsay Lohan was hot.
If you had one last day to live, what would you do?: I definitely want to see the bottom of the ocean. I wanna know what’s going on down there! That could end really horribly though.
If you could add an event to the triathlon, what would it be? Stealing a petrie dish from the ISC.
If a girl makes the first move, do you like it or not?: Oh, absolutely! It makes my job a lot easier. Like I said earlier, I’m not super reserved but I’m also not in your face.
What song would you sing when serenading a girl?: Either More Than Words – Extreme or
Mack the Knife – Bobby Darin
(The following question was thought up by Avi:)
Samurai or ninja?: Definitely samurai. Ninja’s are cool but they lack honor.
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Name: Jake Poeske
School: Wisconsin
Year: Sophomore
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Hometown: Doylestown, PA
Relationship Status: Single
What campus activities are you involved in? Club Baseball, Hoofers Scuba
On the weekends you’ll usually find me…? I ask myself the same question every Sunday morning.
Celebrity crush: ’99 Britney Spears
First thing you notice about a girl? How short the skirt and how long the jacket, just kidding her eyes of course.
Guilty pleasure? Cheese
Go-to party jam? Colt 45
First kiss: Memorable or mortifying? A little bit of both
Worst party foul? I once swung a girl’s knee through a window…
Describe your perfect date: Off on an exotic island by ourselves (and maybe my dog Finn), with a nice steak dinner, falling asleep on the sand as the sunsets.
How do you feel about being this week’s Campus Cutie? Relieved, now I can finally let myself go.
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Full Name: Kiernan Zehring
School: Emerson
Academic Year: Freshman
Major: Journalism
Hometown: Roxbury, Connecticut
Relationship Status: Single
Astrological Sign: Cancer
Biggest turn-on: Intelligence, sense of humor, then looks.
Biggest turn-off: No manners.
Celebrity crush: Emma Stone.
Future goals/ambitions: Have a successful television production career, or any career as a successful entertainer.
Involvement at Emerson: I am an assistant producer and editor for GME’s weather segment, and a “Speechless” panelist on The Emerson Channel (Mondays at 8)
Hobbies/interests: Acting, Filmmaking, Watching TV, and adventuring.
Fashion trend for girls that you don’t understand: Jeggings.
First thing you notice about a girl: Teeth and eyes.
Theme song to your life: “Little Secrets” by Passion Pit
Most embarrassing song on your iTunes library: “Hips Don’t Lie” by Shakira… No comment
Best part of your Emerson experience so far: Working on “Speechless” on The Emerson Channel.
Idea of a perfect date: Dinner at a nice restaurant, then a trip to a movie.
Favorite movie quote: “Did I adequately answer your condescending question?” –Mark Zuckerberg (The Social Network 2010)
Guilty pleasure: “Halloweentown”
Best pick-up line: “Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, here’s my number. Text me if you’d like, but you shouldn’t call because that would feel awkward.”
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Name: Dan Korpics
School: Marquette
Year: Sophomore
What is your Dream Job? To be on Saturday Night Live
What is the first thing you notice about a girl? Eyes
What is your favorite pick-up line? “I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.”
Favorite disney movie? Alice in Wonderland
Extracurriculars: MU Radio DJ, frisbee
Favorite Movie: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Guilty Music Pleasure: Doris Day
If he could marry one celebrity, he’d chose: Mila Kunis
Favorite Color: Green
Coke or Pepsi? Coke
Favorite Sport: Hockey
Favorite place to take a girl on a date in Milwaukee? Walking by the lake or river, if it’s nice out
Favorite Late-Night Snack: Hot cheetos and Takis
What is your favorite 90’s television program? Seinfeld
Dream vacation destination? New Zealand
If you could be on one professional athletic team, who would you choose? Jeff Gordon’s pit crew
Favorite Disney Princess: Mulan
Favorite Interjection: Kablam!
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Name: Tyler Gregory
School: Marquette
Year: Junior
Major: Exercise Physiology
Hometown: Shirley, MA
What is your Dream Job? Adventure tour guide or a guide for an adventurous activity like sky diving
What is the first thing you notice about a girl? Eyes and smile
Extracurriculars: Works in data entry in the admissions office and as a personal trainer at the rec center. Participates in Habitat for Humanity, is a blogger for Active Across America, a member of the triathlon club and soccer club team, and a volunteer at Aurora Sinai Hospital.
Favorite Movie: Any Quentin Tarantino film
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Sport: Raquetball
Favorite place to take a girl on a date in Milwaukee?
In the winter- Red Arrow Park- to go ice skating.
In the summer- Lake front and Bradford Beach.
Favorite Late-Night Snack: cereal
Favorite 90’s television program: That’s So 70’s Show
Favorite Disney Character: Wall-E
Favorite TV Show: Currently is Archer
Guilty Music Pleasure: Johnny Cash
If he could marry one celebrity, he’d chose: Anne Hathaway
Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Dream vacation destination: The Mediterranean area
Who are you rooting for in the upcoming superbowl?
I don’t care for either teams very much, but if I had to choose, I’d say I dislike the 49er’s more because they beat my two teams, the Packers and the Patriots.
Dogs or Cats: Dog person
Fast Food Restaurant: Jimmy Johns
Athletic Team He’d Like to Join: Olympic Ping Pong Team
What he would name his yacht: La Perla
His superpower of choice: Telekinesis
Something you’ve always wanted to do: Rock climb outdoors
If you had a bathtub filled with one food, what would it be? Jello