You thought he was the one, yet somehow you’ve found yourself ugly-crying while watching The Notebook for the 50th time this weekend. It’ll get better in time, especially with a little help from Amy Schumer. Here are the 10 stages of going through a break-up.
1. Denial
You were sure this was it, and you don’t want to go back to being the lonely single friend at the party. You’ll go out kicking and screaming for sure.
2. Pity party
Life sucks. Everything sucks. Ben and Jerry are the only men you need.
3. Losing the relationship weight
You were super comfortable eating in front of bae, and that has started to show. Time to get your act together at the gym.
4. Deciding to go out for the first time
Alcohol is suddenly your new best friend.
5. Your friends help you get ready
And you remember why they’re better than any guy, anyway.
6. Party time
This one’s pretty much self-explanatory.
7. Wanting to send that drunk text
Your girlfriends stop you from doing any permanent damage, though.
8. Moving on
You’re finally ready. Is the world ready?
9. Becoming friends
It’s worth a shot. Maybe.
10. Self-empowerment
You got this, collegietes!