Thanksgiving is coming up and we can’t wait to finally take a break from classes and the campus food. Everyone seems to love this holiday; and what’s not to love? The day is centered around family, friends, and food (my personal favorite), as well as being grateful for what you have. Despite all that, everyone has that one relative or two that likes to interrogate you and ask inappropriate questions at the dinner table. If you want to get a head start on preparing yourself for what to say, here are a few questions that are bound to come up during Thanksgiving dinner.
1. “What are your plans after you graduate?”
Ask me that question next Thanksgiving.
2. “Have you gained some weight since the last time I saw you?”
It’s called the Can’t Afford Anything But Easy Mac Diet. What’s your excuse?
3. “How are your classes going?”
I think the real question here is, “how’s netflix going?”
4. “Is that your second glass of wine?”
If only they knew about MacDinton’s Friday Happy Hour…
5. “Do you have a boyfriend?”
Nope…still forever alone, grandpa.