So we’ve done it people. It’s finally that time of year when summer’s so close we’ve already started pretending it is. But before the magic that is summer 2014 is upon us, we have finals week. This article is dedicated to the many thoughts that are stuck on the wildcat brain during this last week before finals. May the curve be ever in your favor, wildcats.
1. Finals week is coming I should probably start studying.
2. But I have to finish Breaking Bad.
3. And my bed is so comfy, nap -time.
4. Wait I’m like so hungry, is there late night tonight?
5. Whose throwing down? Yeah see you there
6. I mean there’s always tomorrow.
7. Wait that final is when?
8. Oh so I should start studying three days ago.
9. Did we ever learn this?
10. Where is the closest place to get coffee?
11. How much redbull is too much?
12. Maybe I should ask my friends how they’re studying
13. Maybe not.
14. I have exactly 8 hours, 26 minutes, and 12 seconds until my exam.
15. Are you there God, it’s me
16. The writer of this textbook is my least favorite person on Earth.
17. I like kind of understand part of this chapter.
18. What is sleep and why am I twitching
19. I just need to ugly cry really quick
20. Okay now that that’s over I should probably eat
21. Why is every question on this study guide so ambiguous. Who do you think invented the word ambiguous?
22. Next semester I’m gonna manage my time.
23. Whatever.