For all the hopelessly unromantic, single ladies out there, look no further for your annual Valentine’s Day mockery. Even though most of these cards go against my strict grammar police protocol, I present to you 10 reasons to appreciate the internet even more than usual. Get ready to feel the love!
1. What a gentleman!
2. I’ve calculated the odds…
3. Wingardium LOVE-iosa!
4. And from the complimentary vegetable category…
5. He’s been around the world, and he just hasn’t seen another girl (like you).
6. This salad thinks you’re just radishing.
7. He’s dot his i on you.
8. This donut seems to be missing something, and it’s you.
9. He’s practically beaming affection.
10. And finally, the ultimate approval.
So if all else fails this February 14th, just remember. The internet loves you, too.