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Rating things men have said to me with very little context

“You’re so mature for your age.”

  • creepy out of 10

“Since you won’t sleep with me, do you think your friend would?”

  • my friend did not so it’s giving 2/10
    • At least it was original. Never heard it before and I pray to never hear it again.

“You probably think I’m some kind of addict.”

  • He was. 10/10 for the self awareness.

“I’ve never met anyone like you.”

  • I was like the 15th girl he hit up after they lost. 1/10. He was a football player so that deserves one SINGLE point

“I just want to be with you.”

  • He met the girl he’d end up engaged to a week later. 12/10. I still think about him.

“You’d make a great girlfriend.”

  • He said this in his sleep. -12/10. Sir why aren’t we together?

“You can come over and help me feel better.”

  • 3.5/10. He was on the bench the whole time, he was acting like he actually felt that loss.

“I may need to borrow your boyfriend for a second.”

  • -100/10. He knew damn well we weren’t together. He just wanted to hurt my feelings.

“You’re a good person but I think we’re better off as friends.”

  • 10/10. I was back at his place the next weekend. We’re still besties.
Victoria Navarro is an Advertising major at the University of Texas at Austin. She loves to spend time with her rescue dog Dusty and you can always catch her with a cup of coffee.