1. The über chill guy smoking hookah on Beury Beach
Don’t lie because you know you’ve seen him lying out on the Beach without a care in the world. The real question is: does he even go to class?
2. The all-too enthusiastic frat boy
His pink polo is way too bright for that 8 a.m., and he’s always wearing those same Sperry shoes. You often wonder how they stay so nice when he wears them to ZBT every weekend.
3. The football player
He’s always carrying a gallon water jug. Every article of clothing advertises his athleticism, and don’t even get me started about those Under Armour backpacks. But it’s okay because we’re 7-0.
4. The hipster musician that’s holding a puppy
TU Alert: Don’t be fooled. The puppy is only there to get you to approach the boy. Avoid the area or approach with caution. Area may not be safe. Temple related.
5. The GBF (gay best friend)
He’s there for you when you need a (fashionable) shoulder to cry on, style advice or to roast the boy that just broke your heart. He’ll binge on pizza with you, and then go to the IBC’s 7 p.m. yoga class with you to burn it off.
6. The Fox boy
How do you spot a Fox boy? Well, he’s always wearing a suit. And man does he look good in it.
7. The longboarder
You have probably been in a near-death situation with one of these guys. They fly down Liacouras and Polett like it’s no big deal. It’s fine boys; it’s not like I was trying to get to class alive or anything.
8. The academic
You hate him because he acts so arrogant, but love him because he answers all the professor’s questions so you don’t have to bother answering.