The Mean Girls 10 year anniversary is today, April 30th. How old do you feel now? In honor of this, I have collected my personal favorite quotes from this phenomenal film. If you haven’t seen it yet, you really should.
“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. Aaaamen!”
“On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.”
“Get in loser, we’re going shopping!”
“That is SO fetch!”
“Why does Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smooshed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And since when did it become okay for one person to become the boss of everyone, because that’s not what Rome is about! WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR!!”
“That little one? That’s Gretchen Weiners. She’s totally rich because her father invented Toaster Strudel. Gretchen Weiners knows everybody’s business. She knows everything about everyone. That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.”
“Glen Coco? Four for you, Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco.”
“And none for Gretchen Weiners, bye!!”
“You girls keep me young, oh, I love you so much.”
“You need anything? Snacks? A condom? Let me know. Oh! God love ya.”
“Yo, yo, yo yo! All you sucker MC’s ain’t got nothing on me, I’m a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard, I’m like James Bond the Third! Sha-sha-shake it, I’m Kevin Gnapoor, the G is silent like when I sneak in through your door, and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor, you’ll know it was me, cos the next time you’re with her, she’ll be like, Oh! Kevin G!!!”
“I have a sixth sense! It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s gonna rain.”
“The limit does not exist!”