1. “These parking lots are plowed perfectly!”
So glad I don’t have to worry about getting out of my spot or not! They have it under control!
2. “I’m so glad I can tell what time it is in class without having to look at my phone!”
Not sure what it is about Bonas and their clocks but they have way too many!
3. “The parking sure is accommodating here!”
It never takes me 20 minutes to find a spot!
4. “I love Safety & Security! They have our best intentions in mind!”
…and they never give us unnecessary tickets.
5. “Let’s not go to Spragues and just stick with the Hickey!”
Because it’s so good and we can never get enough!
6. “Why doesn’t the university send more Notice Boards?”
I cant get enough of reading them!
7. “There should be more required courses like Natty and Intellectual Journey!”
We really do get so much out of them
8. “I’m so glad they got rid of cable for faster WiFi!”
My internet moves at lightning speed.
9. “I”m so glad the Richter keeps their three clocks set to the same time.”
I never have to wonder if it’s 6:30, 6:50 or 7.