Things You Say During the First Week Back to School

1. Your first day back

What do you mean I have to "wake up early"?

Where is Room 3B45X? What even is that?

How do you take notes again?

Can you send me the syllabus?

Is this class recorded?

Hey I know we just met but can you drop this class so I can get on the waitlist? 

Why are all the buildings so far away from each other? Why is the ground so slippery?

Oh my god, why are there so many people?

Why have I just seen all the people I've hooked up with during first year?

Why is my tinder match in my class?

At least none of my profs asked me to "tell the class a little bit about myself".

Can I go home yet?


2. Second day

My new year's resolution was to drink less coffee but I need it so bad right now.

80 dollars for a textbook??! I'm out.


Hey wanna be friends so we can send each other notes later? Ok cool.

What's this prof's rating though?

How do I have so much reading already?

Hey do you think I can get from *building across campus* to *some building you never heard of* in 5 minutes?

I'm going to study so hard this semester. I have a feeling that this might be a good one.


3. Third Day

I'm so tired.

I don't remember the names of anybody I've met.

I know it's only been three days but uni already gave me acne. Do you see it? Right there. I'm already SO STRESSED.

I need to go home and sleep for 14563 hours.

Okay can somebody please drop this class so I can get in?

Is it the weekend yet?

Jokes aside, I hope everyone had a nice start to their semester. Remember, don't hesitate to ask for support when you need it. To quote one of the greatest musicals of our time: we're all in this together. Here's to a good semester!