Whisky Sour: Any girl who has anything mixed with whisky in their hands is scoring major “win” points in the eyes of guys downtown. It means you can handle your liquor but still choose to have a drink that says you appreciate the taste of good alcohol. Any friend of Jack is a friend of mine.
Tequila Shots: This is the girl we’re going to want to be spending the night downtown with (maybe even after). Tequila straight up says you’re a party girl who is just looking to have a good time. We’ll be impressed if the night ends without you having to be carried out, but come last call- guys are going to be looking for the girl at Wingin It who was pounding back the shots of Jose- just a heads up.
Dirty Shirley: This is most likely the girl who can’t so much hold her alcohol and needs something fruity to help the vodka go down. If we see a cherry in your drink we are most likely going to assume you’re somewhat of a girly girl and even a little high maintenance. To each their own, just don’t expect me to order you one.
Beer: A beer in your hand signals one of two things. You’re just looking for a chill night or you need the buzz before you start moving to heavier drinks. But if a girl is drinking beer all night it tells us she’s someone who is comfortable joining a beer night with the guys. It’s a great way to be that “bro-chick” we’re not going to try anything because it’s just beer and we know there is no easy way to lay down the horrible pick up lines that will work for the girl going ham in the tequila shots. But shout out to the girls who order the dark ales- more power to ya.
Clemson Goodnight: So you’ve been hanging out at TDs all night… when a girl orders a Clemson Goodnight I don’t think much of it. She’s just following the crowd and the drink of choice at the bar. Hey, it’d be perfect to split a pitcher, but it wont set you apart from anyone else.
Vodka Redbull: It’s a Red Flag. Just don’t order one- unless you’re looking to out shine Ms. Jose. The night will not end up well for you and plus that’s just asking for disasters from you and all parties involved.
Vodka Water: And you did not just pull out the packet of Crystal Light from your purse (I’ve seen it happen). How about I take you over to Little Caesars too? Sound like a plan.
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