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Edited by: Sahana Inuganti
I’m a content writer, I guess. So, evidently, my articles have a huge audience. Of 2 people. One of whom is my editor. To be fair, even I don’t read my articles once they’re published (pehle readings toh khatam ho jaaye). If nobody’s reading this, does that mean I could get away with writing almost anything? Anything? Well then, welcome to my rough book. I’m just going to freestyle. BRB.
- Citations for ICT final paper:
Quirk, Sophie. “Manipulating Responses.” Why Stand-up Matters: How Comedians
Manipulate and Influence, Bloomsbury Methuen Drama, 2015, pp. 97–117.
Schopenhauer, Arthur. The World As Will And Idea. Translated by R.B. Haldane and J. Kemp, 7th ed., vol. 1 3, Kegan Paul, Trench, Trübner & Co., 1909, p. 95.
“Vir Das: Losing It.” Netflix, 11 December 2018, www.netflix.com/in/title/80995991.
“VIR DAS READS MEAN COMMENTS | CORONAVIR | VLOG 5.” YouTube,
uploaded by Vir Das COMEDY, 19 March 2020, www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEqmV8viq5E. Accessed 13 April 2022.
“Why This Kolveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di.” Hehe Fooled You, You’re Not Reading This.
Apologies to my editor, 15 April 2022, www.readthisarticleApparentlyIt’s2good.
Accessed (actually I’m Non-access) 15 April 2022.
- Movies to give the opposite team during dumb
sharaazcharades*
→ Borat Subsequent Moviefilm (Language: Sacha Baron Cohen se pooch lo)
→Jal Bin Macchli, Nritya Bin Bijli (Language: Fish bol sakte hai kya?)
→Shin Shinaki Boobla Boo (Language: WTF?)
→Albert Pinto Ko Gussa Kyun Aata Hai? (Language: Hindi)
→Mohenjo Daaro (Language: Hehe flop)
→The Shawshank Redemption (Language: English)
→Matru Ki Bijli Ka Mandola (Language: IMRAN KHAN IS IN THIS ONE)
→Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (Language: English)
→Tu Bal Bramhachari Main Hoon Kanya Kunwari (Language: Too much Hindi)
→You’re Not Even Reading This, Are You? (Language: Dukh. Dard. Kasht. Peedha)
- ✨Note to self ✨:
#1 If you don’t know how to shoo a lizard, don’t try negotiating with it in Parseltongue. That’s for snakes.
#2 If you’re scared of the dark, start singing. Then the dark will get scared of you.
#3 “Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late,” doesn’t apply to you; it applies to the lyrics in a 13-minute-long Pink Floyd song.
#4 “Fire in the mountain, run, run, run!” loosely translates to, “Nobody loves you, lol, lol, lol!”—the ultimate friendship test at birthday parties.
#5 When a person asks for your number, they aren’t talking about your chashme ka number. Dumbhead.
#6 You can offend 22 Ananyas from UG’24 if you say, “I hate Ananya,” on campus’ confessions page. Wow.
#7 If you think everyone hates you, you haven’t eaten the coconut barfi at the mess yet.
#8 If no one reads your articles, write a silly article about it. Hopefully, they’ll read that article.
- Laundry items:
Dark blue joggers
Half-sleeve pink hoodie
Online se liya hua tie-dye top
Kurta (white and blue)
Hard Rock Cafe Baku t-shirt
Escape from reality t-shirt
Black & white spotted top (Mom’s)
‘AND’ ka black self-care top
Zaraa ek baar phir se padh lo
- Personal finances for the week:
| Day | Cost | Place | Reason |
| Saturday-Sunday | 135 | Subway | Got cookies. This PMS also na. Justified expenditure. |
| Monday | 430 65 8 | THC Tuck Shop Documents Centre | Everyone ate saath saath. Justified expenditure. Bar soap broke. Justified expenditure. Black and white printouts for ICT 2nd draft. Justified expenditure. |
| Tuesday | 25 60 150 | Fuel zone Rasananda Spring Haat | Cappuccino. I can’t do 8:30 am classes, sorry. Justified expenditure. Bun Maska and chai. Because I miss Irani Cafes in Mumbai and I miss home sometimes. Justified expenditure. Chicken Biryani. Nuff said. Justified expenditure. (There may or may not be an unrecorded, additional 100-800 bucks splurged or not splurged at friends’ or not-friends’ stalls). Justi-un-just-unfied expenditure. |
| Wednesday | 156 | Documents Centre | COLOURED PRINTOUTS ARE 12 BUCKS PER PAGE?! Injustice. |
| Thursday | – | – | – |
| Friday | – | – | – |
- Wordle scores:
Wordle 299 4/6 (Dad)
⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛
⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛
🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 299 3/6 (Me)
⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛
⬛🟨🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Bourgeosie
Burgeosie
Bourgeiosie
Burger.
- If ax² + 2hxy + by² = 0, prove d₂y/dx² = 0
Differentiating w.r.t. x
2ax + 2h[x.dy/dx + y(1)] + 2by.dy/dx = 0
2 [ax + h[x.dy/dx + y] + by.dy/dx] = 0
ax + hy + hx.dy/dx + by.dy/dx = 0
dy/dx = – (ax + hy)/ (hx + by)
Differentiating w.r.t. x
d₂y = – [(hx+by)[a + hy.dy/dx] – (ax + hy)(h + b.dy/dx)]
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dx² (hx + by)²
d₂y = – [axh + aby + h² x.dy/dx + hby.dy/dx – axh – abx.dy/dx – h² y – hby.dy/dx]
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dx² (hx + by)²
d₂y = – [y(ab-h²) – dy/dx.x(ab-h²)]
__ _______________________
dx² (hx + by)²
Mad or what? I’m not typing the entire sum out, even if it means forsaking the opportunity to say, “Hence proved”. I just wanted to scare any non-math majors here, hee hee. But they’re not even reading this.
- Posts for when I’m sad:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CRlSTvKFWJ5/ (this is the best one)
https://www.ifyoureadtillhereyouareasweetheartthankyoubyebye
Dunno ’bout you, but at least this article’s going to show up on Google when I search for it. If only you’d read it. Hehe.
