In our day-to-day lives, we usually love being around and talking to other people. What can we say – we’re social beings! Sometimes, however, it blows our minds that people don’t realize when talking is either inappropriate or annoying. In these instances, all we want is to “mute” the obnoxious offender.
1. In the library
We’re trying to study over here! Talk about your plans for tonight somewhere else, please.
2. During class
Not only are you being super disrespectful to our professor, but I can’t focus on what he’s saying when you’re blabbing behind me.
3. At the gym
We’re already slightly angry that we’re working out, so don’t make it worse by emitting obnoxious, dramatic noises when you drop your weights or trying to make conversation mid-five-miler on the treadmill.
4. In the middle of our favorite TV show
SERENA IS ABOUT TO TELL A HUGE SECRET STOP TALKING NOW.
5. In line at the DMV or some other generally unpleasant place
Being at the DMV already sucks, so shhh.
6. Before we’ve had our morning coffee
We aren’t human in the mornings, and we can’t deal with too much human interaction before being properly caffeinated.
7. When we’re trying to sleep
Just be quiet. Please.
8. When they’re babies and they’re crying
We love babies when they’re cute and smiley, but once they start screaming bloody murder, we wish we could make the noise go far, far away.
9. When they’re excessively drunk
You think you’re whispering, but you’re not. You’re just not.
10. The Kardashians, every day, all the time.
Explanation unneccessary.
11. When people won’t stop talking about their cats
You’re the only one who cares. Sorry to break it to you.
12. When they’re talking loudly on airplanes, the subway or buses.
We’re just trying to survive traveling with hundreds of other people. If we’re going to survive the next 20 minutes (or 20 hours), you’re going to need to hush up.
13. When boys are talking about who can lift more
14. When boys are talking about bodily functions
Take that somewhere else. Far away from us.
15. When people are only talking about themselves
K.
16. When we’re shopping and salespeople try to get us to buy things
LEAVE US ALONE! WE JUST WANT TO SHOP IN PEACE!
17. When people are really cheerful in the morning
Back off, b*tch.
Trust us, we really do like people! But there are always those times when we just can’t take ‘em.