If curse words are always dancing around in your head, if you constantly disregard people who may be offended by your profanities or if you think maybe 2016 will be the year you finally stop dropping the F-bomb all the time, keep reading. This article is for you, bitch. XO. Read below for the 17 things only girls who swear a lot understand:
1. You describe hot people as “so f*cking fine!”
Swear words just explain your feelings a little better than regular language ever could.
2. Food always gets a little swear word thrown in there too…
“This cheeseburger is the f*cking shit.”
3. Cursing embraces your creative side with all your clever combinations!
Shit is a noun, adjective, verb and adverb to you.
4. Your language will prevent you from ever becoming the neighborhood babysitter
#SorryNotF*ckingSorry
5. Swearing also helps you give advice!
It makes your point with a little bit more emphasis.
6. When actions speak louder than words…
Flip them the bird!
7. Your parents scold you all the time
Mom and dad, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…
8. You have absolutely no filter
And you don’t care, either.
9. You have had to go to extreme lengths for autocorrect to catch your f*cking flow
Siri better stop playing these f*cking games.
10. You believe you only get your point across when you swear
F*cking duh!
11. Others fear giving you the microphone
They better have a censor nearby.
12. Swearing mixed with drinking is a recipe for a disaster
Even you can’t believe some of the things you said…
13. Sometimes, you fret because you might sound unlady like…
But then you remember that you don’t give a shit!
14. Curse words are great for telling people how you feel
Read it and weep.
15. You have no problem rapping explicit songs
It’s actually one of your secret passions.
16. Arguing equals cursing
It will be messy, and you will win.
17. Your catchphrase even includes swearing
Britney started it!
We can’t f*cking help it, so everyone leave us the f*ck alone. Thanks.