You realize as you grow older that there are certain social norms that function merely as unnecessary formalities that, like it or not, you’re most likely going to have to deal with throughout your adult life. Small talk is most definitely one of them. Here are 15 things you’ll understand if you’re of the majority who hates it.
1. You will do absolutely anything in your power to avoid it
2. You often feel silly when you are forced to engage in it
3. Sometimes you’re very good at concealing your disdain
4. Other times, not so much
5. You have garnered a deep respect for those who participate so willingly
6. You’d much prefer to be posed pretentious and philosophical questions than to be asked about how you’ve been
7. You have walked away from many a social gathering in the hopes of avoiding small talk
8. You’ve mastered the art of ending small talk convos quickly
9. Family reunions with awkward distant relatives are the worst
10. You are aware that people probably don’t care about your weekend, though they will want you to ask about theirs
11. You’d rather endure silence than a pointless convo about the weather
12. Getting your hair trimmed or your nails done requires serious mental prep
13. You have pretended to be on your phone while on the street to avoid an oncoming acquaintance
14. Most days you grin and bear it
15. But sometimes you really just can’t
