Winter Storm Juno has arrived, and every grocery and liquor store in the Northeast is cleared out. Candles and chocolate have been bought, extra blankets have been added to beds and thousands of people will not sign out of Netflix for 24 hours. When a blizzard with this much buzz hits, everyone has something to say (and tweet) about it. We rounded up the best tweets of #Juno2015 so far.
1. Shout-out to all of the guys who will most definitely be single by Wednesday.
Prayers up for the men accidentally snowed in at their side chick’s house. You are not forgotten. #Juno2015
— Roy Wood Jr-Fry Cook (@roywoodjr) January 26, 2015
“Where was I? I was at work. I was at work for 48 hours straight.”
2. Someone didn’t check the weather forecast.
Honey I thinks it’s a great time to tow our boat thru Midtown. #NYCblizzard #juno2015 pic.twitter.com/y47hMalcuW
— Mike Collett (@mikecollett) January 26, 2015
Were you expecting the snow to melt and become a lake?
3. First winter in the Northeast?
S/O to that kid who just moved to NY with a couple bucks & a dream and #juno2015 happened. pic.twitter.com/NSkXxHznnm
— Joe Jones Jr. (@Iagreewithjoe) January 26, 2015
*Moves back to California*
4. This extremely important announcement:
All food consumed during #Juno2015 is calorie free.
— Jenny Hutt (@jennyhutt) January 26, 2015
It’s like Christmas, but BETTER.
5. When reading Fifty Shades of Grey just won’t cut it…
Is it too late to put out a craigslist ad for a blizzard boyfriend? #juno2015
— Single Ladies (@StayAtHomeGirls) January 27, 2015
Blizzard Bae? Baezzard? No? Okay.
6. Let’s face it: You’re not getting any steps on your fitness band until you can actually see out your window.
@NikeRunning sportwatch – do you even know what’s happening outside?! #juno2015 #hibernating pic.twitter.com/WkAQJmTvkk
— Jeanette Ferraro (@jnet_ferraro) January 27, 2015
NO, THANKS.
7. These poor, unfortunate souls…
Moment of silence for everyone who forgot to grab red wine on their way home… #juno2015
— Bustle (@bustle) January 27, 2015
It’s okay to cry yourself to sleep. We understand.
8. The honest truth:
#juno2015 is here… pic.twitter.com/rR1ThPDBgn
— James Michael Sama (@JamesMSama) January 26, 2015
Will they all be named Juno??
9. News of Juno goes viral = Your mom goes insane.
Yes mom I have a lantern in my 600 square foot Manhattan apartment lol … #moms #blizzard2015 #juno2015 pic.twitter.com/7yEcw0me7o
— LCG (@LaurenCristiona) January 27, 2015
“Don’t worry, Mom. I stocked up on plenty of water and fruit*.”
*vodka and Bagel Bites
10. This is a wonderful and terrible mistake.
What happens when you drink your whole blizzard stock of wine on the first night? #AskingForAFriend #juno2015 #Juno
— Molly Waitz (@mollywaitz) January 27, 2015
What happens? Does anyone have an answer? Is there life after this?
11. Trying to make it to the only open store in your town…
Bostonians heading to supermarkets today. #blizzardof2015 #juno2015 pic.twitter.com/smRieRZhvR
— Toby G (@Toby_Says) January 27, 2015
“Hey, can I borrow your alpaca? I’m out of Thin Mints.”
12. Warning: Instagram tomorrow could be worse than that time Halloween was on #TBT.
Brace Yourselves. (I’m guilty in advance). #Juno #juno2015 pic.twitter.com/yLMzkD0mwc
— Sarah McClutchy (@somuchclutch) January 26, 2015
*Is annoyed by everyone’s snow instas* *Posts one anyways because *~aRt~*
13. It started off as a fun snow day. It will end in you killing the frat boys across the hall who won’t stop blaring music.
#TrueStory #juno2015 pic.twitter.com/eid42Tdu0F
— Nicole Marion (@nikkilynn) January 27, 2015
Whoops, there goes your sanity.