Tiffany Haddish Told A Hilarious Story About Beyoncé Stopping An Unnamed Actress From Flirting With Jay-Z

National treasure, true blessing and breakout star of 2017 Tiffany Haddish has given us yet another gift (as if her role in Girl's Trip and her incredibly relatable Groupon commercials weren't enough). 

In a preview for One TV's new series UNCENSORED, a TV show that gives us an intimate look at the lives of some of today's most notable faces, Haddish discusses the night she met Queen Bey. 

Haddish gushed about Beyoncé — as one does — but also mentioned how when she was talking to Jay-Z, another actress (who Haddish didn't name) was talking to him, too. Then, said actress touched Jay-Z's chest. 

"Beyoncé came walking up like … ‘Bitttchhh!’ But, she didn’t say that," Haddish said. "Her demeanor, her body from the way she walked up on them said, ‘Get your hands off my man’s chest.'"

Oh, snap.

"So then she also started talking to the other actress and some other stuff happened, but I’m not gonna say nothin’ yet," Haddish said, finishing the story and crushing our hopes of ever finding out what happened. 

However, the situation raises a very important question: Anyone who has listened to Lemonade or read about Jay-Z's infidelity has to be crazy to put her hand anywhere near Jay-Z's body when Beyoncé is in the building, right?