If you’re like me, you looovee to complain about everything just for the fun of it. That’s what makes the dating app Hater so fun – you look at thousands of topics and choose which things you hate the most. They analyzed all their research and found the most hated thing from each of the 50 states, and the results are SO funny.
1. Alabama hates vegetarianism
I guess you know where to get a burger.
2. Alaska hates graffiti
3. Arizona hates sand
4. Arkansas hates cleaning
I KNOW!
5. California hates fidget spinners
*glares at children*
6. Colorado hates *NSYNC
7. Connecticut hates winter
8. Delaware hates Casey Affleck
9. Florida hates workout couples
10. Georgia hates tuna salad
11. Hawaii hates taking videos at concerts
12. Idaho hates asking for directions
13. Illinois hates biting string cheese
*cringe*
14. Indiana hates bloggers
15. Iowa hates long hair on guys
16. Kansas hates Seinfeld
They must be Friends fanatics.
17. Kentucky hates friends that ask you to help them move
18. Louisiana hates being the designated driver
19. Maine hates “boys night”
Is that like a man cave?
20. Maryland hates cheap coffee
21. Massachusetts hates Eli Manning
22. Michigan hates Pride and Prejudice
23. Minnesota hates drinking alone
You gotta do what you gotta do.
24. Mississippi hates anal sex
25. Missouri hates people who believe in aliens
26. Montana hates going to the gym
27. Nebraska hates friendly reminder emails
28. Nevada hates feminism
29. New Hampshire hates God
30. New Jersey hates jellyfish
Note to self: don’t go swimming in New Jersey.
31. New Mexico hates polo shirts
32. New York hates Times Square
33. North Carolina hates DUI checkpoints
34. North Dakota hates tapas
35. Ohio hates tying a tie
36. Oklahoma hates hearing the latest gossip
Okay, if you wanna be out of the loop, fine by me.
37. Oregon hates spin class
Same.
38. Pennsylvania hates people who use money clips
They think they’re so cool.
39. Rhode Island hates middle America
40. South Carolina hates Edward Snowden
Meanwhile, the rest of America^
41. South Dakota hates The New York Times
Do you hate being informed?
42. Tennessee hates foraged food
Was that even an option?
43. Texas hates sleeping with the window open
44. Utah hates porn
45. Vermont hates waiting in line
They’d hate college.
46. Virginia hates dabbing pizza grease with a napkin
Can I wipe the calories off of this?
47. Washington hates Keurig K-cups
They’re bad for the Earth!!!
48. Washington D.C. hates the idea that everyone has a soulmate
Which is hilarious for the political capitol of the country.
49. West Virginia hates Lyft
“Hi, yes I’m at my pin … No, I don’t know how you can get here… put it in your GPS.”