Reality TV regular Spencer Pratt went on a hilarious Twitter rant (look out, Kanye!) detailing how ~little~ he really cares about being excluded from tonight’s anniversary special of “The Hills.” Prompted by a curious fan, Pratt explained frankly that MTV gave him the cold shoulder because he “wasn’t fan fav.”
But it’s totally okay with him because he won’t be watching anyway. He’ll be too busy catching up on his homework, watching paint dry, battling a severe case of food poisoning and shopping (not the LC collection) at Kohl’s.
woulda brought some mean crystals to #thehills reunion @MTV was scared
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) August 2, 2016
To be honest, we’re pretty bummed that the bearded wizard won’t be making an appearance but at least his “favorite wife on the earth, planet,” (because that needed clarification), will. Plot twist: she’ll also be live tweeting it, probably putting a real damper in Spencer’s paint-watching plans.
watching paint dry tonight not #TheHills bs special
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) August 2, 2016
No joke I would rather do homework than watch #TheHills special tonight
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) August 2, 2016
I HATE homework
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) August 2, 2016
I would rather have food poisoning than listen to LC talk about Kohl’s for an hour #TheHills
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) August 2, 2016
I would actually rather go buy something from Kohl’s than watch #TheHills special
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) August 2, 2016
“The Hills: That Was Then, This is Now” airs tonight on MTV to commemorate the ten-year anniversary of the iconic show.