Jennifer Lopez joined James Corden for the latest edition of Carpool Karaoke last night, and the segment is important for so many reasons. First of all, J. Lo is everything. But we digress.
In the video, the “Big Booty” singer finally confirms whether or not her assets are insured for $1 million. She teaches us how to say no to an unwanted marriage proposal—being proposed to five times makes her somewhat of an expert. She demands—and receives—an apology on behalf of ALL men for all the times they’ve messed up in a relationship. (And she rejects the apology!)
But more importantly, she proves that girls make their friends compose texts to cute guys for them and then suffer major anxiety attacks waiting for the reply. Of course, the anxiety attack is understandable when that cute guy is Leonardo DiCaprio, just one of the many superstars in Jennifer’s contact list. And to every guy who’s ever not texted back, there is no way you are busier than Leonardo DiCaprio—and HE REPLIED.
Sadly, J. Lo turned Leo down, but we’re free. Tonight. Club-wise.