7 Thoughts I Had While Watching the 'Siren' Premiere on Freeform

Since the day I watched "The Little Mermaid" for the first time, I’ve been obsessed with mermaids. I spent my childhood pretending to be a mermaid in the swimming pool to reading every book that had anything to do with mermaids. When I saw the preview for Freeform’s new show, "Siren," I knew I had to watch it.

Here are some thoughts that popped into my mind during the premiere:

Warning: This article contains spoilers!

1. What creature beheads a shark?!

That must've been one heck of an underwater battle.

2. What color contact brand is the siren using because I want eyes like those. 

They literally stare into your soul.

3. I'm definitely going to hear that siren song in my sleep.

*Scrolls through Spotify to find new earworm* 

4. Wow, that's a lot more blood than I was expecting to see. 

 I guess it's a realistic amount for a guy thrown through a windshield. 

5. I didn't know mermaids could have pointy teeth...or claws...or razor-sharp fins.

Is this how people perceive me when I'm on one of my PMS mood swings?

6. Remind me again how the siren learns to speak English in a day.

It takes me six hours to realize I've been wearing my shirt inside out and backwards.

7. How many times is the siren almost going to kill somebody? 

I consistently have the pulse of a marathon runner. 

Regardless of how weirded out I was at some parts, this mermaid-lover is definitely hooked for the rest of the season.