The 15 Most Cringeworthy Juan Pablo Quotes

Recently dubbed the Worst Bachelor Ever, Juan Pablo Galavis didn’t win many friends or fans on this season of The Bachelor. It was hard to ignore the controversial stance JP took on the possibility of having a gay Bachelor, but here are some other Juan Pablo quotes that were memorable for all the wrong reasons.

1. “Today we’re going to do really traditional Vietnamese… things.”


2. “It feels like you’re a meat and they wanna eat you.”


3. “I can’t wait to make her enjoy the day and eat some stuff.”


4. “Bolt? What does that mean?”


5. “I don’t want my daughter to see her dad kissing 20 girls.”


6. “I like the words you use. Words in general. Words that you use, how you speak. So proper.”


7. “So you don’t want to eat octopus; that’s gonna be the first thing I’m gonna give you. You just made the worst mistake of your life.”


8. “Your eye is like a huge, huge eye.”


9. “I said I wasn’t going to kiss anybody, but she is sexy, she’s hot. Her teeth, her lips, I am helpless.”


10. “I wish the Earth sucked me today because this is the hardest decision ever.”


11. “People will have to fly back home 12 hours feeling rejected, and that’s no fun.”


12. “I like Clare a lot. My attraction physically is on fire!”


13. “Can I keep both?”


14. “I have a ring here in my pocket and I’m not going to use it. I’m not 100 percent sure that I want to propose to you, but at the same time, I’m 100 percent sure that I don’t want to let you go. I like you a lot.”


15. “Whew. I’m glad I didn’t pick her.”