While Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer and Joe Manganiello certainly fit the bill of the steamy male stripper character, we couldn’t help but wish a few other male celebs would join them on stage. Let’s let the abs speak for themselves, shall we?
1. Zac Efron
Once a Wildcat, always a Wildcat? Umm, how about you reevaluate there, Troy. Because we have a much steamier future in mind for you, and it involves becoming a stripper with a heart of gold (at least, on screen). Just gonna leave that gif here.
2. Ryan Gosling
No, no, Ryan. It’s not. It’s not at all.
3. Liam Hemsworth
There has got to be another side to Liam that we never get to see in Gale’s Hunger Games character… A side we could get definitely used to. And by “side,” we mean “set of six-pack abs.”
4. Chris Hemsworth
Who doesn’t love a little family competition? When it comes to Hemsworths, the more, the merrier.
5. Usher
We have three words: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
6. Adam Levine
Forget the voice! Give us the abs. And those tats.
7. Michael B. Jordan
He can charm the pants off of anyone. Now it’s time for the tables to turn.
8. Dave Franco
In case that adorable smile wasn’t enough.
9. Ryan Reynolds
Blake Lively, you are one lucky woman.
10. Jamie Dornan
#sorrynotsorry, we didn’t get enough of you in Fifty Shades of Grey (which is definitely saying something).
11. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
We see you, JGL. It hasn’t gone unnoticed that you’ve practically already auditioned. Let’s keep the vest off for now, ‘kay?
We suppose we can keep holding out hope for Magic Mike #4. But until then, at least we have these gifs.