text translations

When we opened up our online lockbox of reader submissions for decoding, the responses ranged from racy to ridiculous. Yet none of your exchanges made us want to call upon our hot guy panel to start the translation process. Frankly readers, we were a little disappointed. DIG DEEPER.
Texts from last night… decoded
Dating is tricky in this wacky technological age. Texting is a vital skill, but unfortunately it’s not enough.
Oh technology, you double-edged sword. You provide us with some of our favorite things: illegal music, constant communication, obsessive coverage of the greatest shows on television.