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Lifeguard Barbie saves the day by performing mouth-to-mouth in style. We have other, less intimate methods. Shit happens.
College girls believe so many relationship myths: we think love is supposed to be easy, that sex should resemble a John Mayer song, that even jerks are soft and sweet on the inside like Tootsie Roll Pops. Somehow, even though we were smart enough to get into college, we still make all kinds of dumb emotional mistakes.