Today I learned that McDonald’s released Big Mac merch and, as you might expect, I was ready to get a good laugh out of it. Well, it appears I’m SOL, because this stuff is uh-dorable. No, really.
Look at this shirt!!!
And this hat???
Also, there are limited-edition jars of Big Mac sauce, for when you’re pretending to be classy:
The catch? This annoyingly cute stuff is only available in Japan on novelty retail site Rakuten. Guess I’ll just have to move to Japan, then? Or maybe just lurk on Ebay until someone inevitably resells their finds for three times the price. We’ll just have to wait and see.