Tired of those judgmental looks from your friends as you gulp down your fifth cup of coffee before noon? Ever wished there was such a thing as a coffee I.V.? Is Lorelai Gilmore your spirit animal? If yes, you are officially #addicted to coffee. Use your mouth to drink more coffee and let your outfit explain your addiction to the haters.
1. Explain your priorities
This shirt ($14.90) properly communicates the order of your priorities. As in, yes, I would love to wake up and put clothes on but first, coffee.
2. It’s not about what you want…
For the times when your need for coffee is a bit more urgent, this Wildfox Couture sweatshirt ($110) illustrates that you don’t want coffee. You NEED coffee.
3. What happens when you don’t get coffee
For the days when there’s no coffee in sight, wear this Hollister tee ($9.99) to let those around you know that there’s just simply no way for you to be happy. Facebook status changed to “depresso.”
4. Hey, it’s nobody’s fault!
On the days when you’ve “accidentially” had a little too much coffee, wear this Wet Seal tank ($16.90) so people know you are not to blame. Blame it on the coffee.
5. Coffee is what makes the world go round
To explain your true source of happiness in life (and to stealthily store extra K-cups), grab this Dogeared pouch ($24). People will never have to guess what gifts to give you ever again.