So you’ve decided that you’re tired of watching Netflix in your pajamas by yourself. Therefore, it’s time to go out and have a good time like all other twenty-somethings do—or so we’ve heard. But what is often reduced to a two-minute montage in the movies is actually a much longer and more stressful situation in real life. That’s right; we’re talking about the getting ready process during which we inevitably have the following 13 thoughts.
1. What I have on is so comfy. I’ve had it on all day. Do I have to change?
2. My clothes hate me, and I have nothing to wear.
3. Will anyone notice I wore this the last time we went out?
4. I should probably text everyone else to see what they’re wearing.
5. Am I too dressed up or not dressed up enough? These places should have a dress code.