11 Reasons Why Shoes are Better Than Boys

1. With shoes, there's nothing shallow about love at first sight.

2. When your shoes are loud, it makes you look daring, not obnoxious by association.

3. You can have more than one sole mate. Who said love was a limited resource?

4. Shoes always give you the support you need in all your uphill battles. Day or night, your shoes are at your service and ready to go when you are.

5. You don’t have to worry about shoes with too much tongue (these tennis shoes understand the meaning of moderation!).

6. While shoes come in pairs, they don’t get competitive. It’s always a group effort, so they don’t mind if one outshines the other.

7. Pumps, booties, wedges, high-tops, stilettos, ballet flats, oxfords, platforms, sandals — there are way more fish in this sea!

8. No one will judge you for your obsession with shoes that sparkle.

9. When you find a perfect fit, you don’t have to worry about it changing on you. The shoe you see is the shoe you get — always!

10. A good pair of shoes can lift you up when you're feeling down (and give you motivation to get out of bed and make the most of it).

11. Shoes will be with you every step of the way with unwavering loyalty.


Connie is a professional and creative writing major at Carnegie Mellon University. She is currently obsessed with pole fitness, pumpkin bread, and '80s fashion.

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