1. Whose house has the best lighting for Instagram pictures?
You know one of the main reasons for going out is to take bomb pics.
2. Do I really need to shower tonight?
Why bother when you’re going to a frat house?
3. There better be hot guys there tonight.
Whether you’re looking to go home with someone or you just want something nice to look at, it’s always better when attractive guys are there.
4. Should I really eat this if I want to go out tonight?
Tight dresses and pizza don’t make for a good look, but sometimes the pizza is totally worth it.
5. Wow I look good!
After a few (six) hours of getting ready you’re of course going to admire yourself.
6. I hope ** insert name of sloppy friend here** doesn’t embarrass me tonight.
Everyone likes to have their fair share of fun, but there’s always that one person who takes it too far.
7. Keys, Phone, Cash, Repeat.
You have to make sure you don’t leave behind the necessities for a night out, so naturally you check your purse 178,759,479 times before you leave.
8. I can’t wait to dance tonight!
Because whose favorite part of the night isn’t dancing like a fool with their friends.