Ladies, we all have regrets when we wake up after a fun-filled night of drinking. You know that pit in your stomach you get after thinking about your actions the night before…. Or maybe that’s just the hangover setting in. Anyways, here’s a list of some of the things we do to embarrass ourselves and that we regret every Sunday morning:
1. Eating 2 a.m. Casa…
Eating those 2 slices of pepperoni pizza drenched in ranch dressing probably wasn’t the best decision because, you know, Spring Break is in less than two months and you’re on a strict diet. But whatever, yolo.
2. Wearing 6 inch heels
We all know Morgantown’s made of mountains and it’s uphill both ways, but we still wear the biggest heels we can find. Now we’re regretting it because our feet feel like they are about to fall off, and all the bruises and scrapes on our legs aren’t very pretty.
3. Spinning the shot wheel at Big Times one last time
Because you clearly needed another shot. And of course, what do you get? Rail gin. Your body thanks you for it.
4. Buying everyone and their mother a round of shots
*Wakes up and checks bank account*
*Starts to sob*
You realize that you have $17.38 to your name and that needs to last you one more week until you get your next paycheck. But your rent is due in two days. Looks like your making an awkward phone call to mom and dad.
5. Texting that one person you know you shouldn’t
Do I really even need to say it? Almost every morning after a night of drinking we all have those texts that we hate ourselves for, and have to send a follow-up apology text saying how drunk you were, which in the end just makes you look like an unattractive mess. At this point you’re really wishing you just would have listened to your roommate and had her take your phone.
*Sigh*
Although we hate ourselves for the things we do after a night of drinking, we’ll probably do it again the next weekend. Am I right?