1. My parents keep talking about this place called, “the real world”… I don’t know exactly what it is or where it is and I don’t think I want to find out yet.
2. Once I made my bed two days in a row… I think that was a record for me.
3. I still eat like a 5 year old and I don’t plan on changing that anytime soon.
4. I still need a daily nap. Honestly.. Can I please go back to Kindergarten?
5. Snapchat is the number one app used on my phone. 87 day streak?… yeah that’s totally normal.
6. Living completely on my own sounds terrifying!! Even though I don’t live with my mom, my roommates practically do everything for me. Thanks for making me dinner Kalea and Shan.
7. I’m really bad about talking back still. Hopefully I can get rid of that before my boss realizes or worse… fires my sassy self.
8. Apparently in this place they call “the real world” you have to actually stick to the decisions you make.. whoever made that rule kind of sucks. I like to change my mind… a lot.
9. I don’t know how to pay taxes, file for tax return, and I think I might go broke once I have to fully take care of all of my financial expenses. SOS HELP!
10. I’m planning on attending law school. That means I have 3 extra years before I have to be a grown up. That may have been a huge factor into my decision of actually starting to study for law school.
11. My friends and I go out to drink and by drink I don’t mean casually sip at a restaurant with appetizers.. I mean a few whiskey sours, a few lemon drop shots, and maybe a Blue Moon – Don’t forget my orange slice!!
12. I will never be mature enough for the real world.